It Occurred To Me That There Wouldn't

Every Generation Has Someone Who Steps Outside The Norm And Offers A Voice For The Unspeakable Attitudes Of That Time. I Represent Everything That's Supposed To Be Wrong, Everything That's Forbidden.

Jesus Is Still Up In Heaven, Thumbing Through His Bible, Going 'where Did I Say Build A Water Slide?'

I Got Divorced, Which Was Not A Good Thing For A Revivalist Minister. It Did Not Go Down Well. I'd Already Been Banned From A Couple Churches For My Jokes. So One Day I Woke Up And Decided It Was Time To Start Living For Myself.

It Was Great To Be The Rock Comic, The Shock Comic. But After You've Played Giants Stadium With Bon Jovi In Front Of 82,000 People, After You've Done The 'wild Thing' Video With Jessica Hahn And Every Rock Band From Hell, You're Not Gonna Top That.

Real Comedy Doesn't Just Make People Laugh And Think, But Makes Them Laugh And Change.