I've Got The Brain Of A Four

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?

To Write An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx Would Be As Asinine As To Read An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx.

The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

Why Would I Want To Join An Organization That Would Encourage People Like Myself To Become Members.

I Think Women Are Sexy When They Got Some Clothes On. And If Later They Take Them Off Then You've Triumphed. Somebody Once Said It's What You Dont See You're Interested In, And This Is True.