I've Got The Brain Of A Four

Why Was I With Her? She Reminds Me Of You. In Fact, She Reminds Me More Of You Than You Do!

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

I Read In The Newspapers They Are Going To Have 30 Minutes Of Intellectual Stuff On Television Every Monday From 7:30 To 8. To Educate America. They Couldn't Educate America If They Started At 6:30.

A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The Effrontery To Complain Of The Aroma Of A Fine Dollar Cigar.