I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted

Marriage Is A Wonderful Institution, But Who Wants To Live In An Institution?

Oh, Why Can't We Break Away From All This, Just You And I, And Lodge With My Fleas In The Hills? I Mean Flee To My Lodge In The Hills.

I Cannot Say That I Don't Disagree With You.

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.