Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.

Love Flies Out The Door When Money Comes Innuendo.

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.