Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.

Those Are My Principles, And If You Don't Like Them... Well, I Have Others.

I'm Not Much Of A Correspondent. My Letters Are Not Only Uninteresting But Sparse. I'm Glad I Don?t Have To Write For A Living. It?s Arduous Work And The Money Is Very Uncertain. On Those Rare Occasions When I Wander Into A Bookstore It Amazes Me To See The Avalanche Of Literature And Semi-literature That Is Turned Out Weekly In This Country. The People Who Write These Things Are Either Desperate For Money Or Love Starved. Why Should Anyone On A Nice Balmy Day Lock Oneself In An Office And Hit A Typewriter For Hours On End. I Think One Of The Greatest Pleasures In The World Is Not Writing.