Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.

I Worked My Way Up From Nothing To A State Of Extreme Poverty.

What Have Future Generations Ever Done For Us?

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.