Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money To Join A Club That Lets In People Like Me.

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception.

You've Forgotten Those June Nights At The Riviera...the Night I Drank Champagne From Your Slipper - Two Quarts. It Would Have Been More But You Were Wearing Inner Soles.