I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.