I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find

So Little Time And So Little To Do.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.