I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

Marriage Is A Triumph Of Habit Over Hate.