When I Can't Sleep, I Read A

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It. It Makes Me Feel Good.

Marriage Is A Triumph Of Habit Over Hate.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.