When I Can't Sleep, I Read A

Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up In Wool And It Goes To Sleep.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?