I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It. It Makes Me Feel Good.

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.