I Am No More Humble Than My

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower