I Am No More Humble Than My

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.