I Am No More Humble Than My

I Am No More Humble Than My Talents Require.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up In Wool And It Goes To Sleep.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)