I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

I Am No More Humble Than My Talents Require.

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It. It Makes Me Feel Good.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.