I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.