I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.