No Man Goes Before His Time -

One Woman And One Man Might Have Been Ok In Your Grandmother's Day, But Who Wants To Marry Your Grandmother? Not Even Your Grandfather!

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water. And East Is East And West Is West And If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Applesauce They Taste Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does. Now You Tell Me What You Know.