No Man Goes Before His Time -

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.

I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked For A Jury.

You Get A Canoe Later And I'll Paddle You.

I Must Say I Find Television Very Educational. The Minute Somebody Turns It On, I Go To The Library And Read A Good Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educational. Every Time Someone Turns It On, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book.

In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And Throw Away The Groom.