I Shall Drink No #‎ Wine Before

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.

Hey You! I Told You To Slow That Nag Down! Because Of You, I Almost Heard The Opera!

One Of The Best Hearing Aids A Man Can Have Is An Attentive Wife.

Madam, You're Making History, In Fact, You're Making Me, And I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself