I Shall Drink No #‎ Wine Before

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.

There's One Way To Find Out If A Man Is Honest - Ask Him. If He Says, 'yes,' You Know He Is A Crook.

Believe Me, You Have To Get Up Early If You Want To Get Out Of Bed.

It Is Impossible To Design Anything That Is Foolproof Because Fools Are So Ingenious.