Believe Me, You Have To Get Up

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

Time Flies Like An Arrow; Fruit Flies Like A Banana