Believe Me, You Have To Get Up

If We Had Some Eggs We Could Have Eggs And Ham, If We Had Some Ham.

I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.

I'm Not A Vegetarian, But I Eat Animals Who Are.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Cry And You're Probably Watching The Wrong Channel.

The Trouble With Writing A Book About Yourself Is That You Can’t Fool Around. If You Write About Someone Else, You Can Stretch The Truth From Here To Finland. If You Write About Yourself The Slightest Deviation Makes You Realize Instantly That There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But You Are Just A Dirty Liar.