Believe Me, You Have To Get Up

Some Day There Will Have To Be Some New Rules Established About Name-calling. I Don't Mean The Routine Cursing That Goes On Between Husband And Wife, But The Naming Of Defenseless, Unsuspecting Babies.

I Know A Member Of One Of New York's First Families (first As You Drive Up Tenth Avenue)

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills

Yes, Darling, Let Me Cover Your Face With Kisses-on Second Thought, Just Let Me Cover Your Face