Believe Me, You Have To Get Up

To Write An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx Would Be As Asinine As To Read An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx.

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.

Obviously There Was No Point In Being A Bachelor If His Houseman Was Going To Filch His Booze. If He Was Going To Get Robbed, He Might Just As Well Get Married.

Any Place I Hang My Head Is Home.

You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen, And That's Not Saying Much For You