Believe Me, You Have To Get Up

She Got Her Looks From Her Father. He's A Plastic Surgeon.

She's Afraid That If She Leaves, She'll Become The Life Of The Party.

With The Possible Exception Of Clothes, Beauty Salons And Frank Sinatra, There Are Few Subjects All Women Agree Upon.

You're Only As Young As The Woman You Feel.

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