I Was Born At A Very Early

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

A Black Cat Crossing Your Path Signifies That The Animal Is Going Somewhere.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.