I Was Born At A Very Early

Those Are My Principles, And If You Don't Like Them... Well, I Have Others.

That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus

I'm Not A Vegetarian, But I Eat Animals Who Are.

The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

Years Ago, I Tried To Top Everybody, But I Don't Anymore. I Realized It Was Killing Conversation. When You're Always Trying For A Topper You Aren't Really Listening. It Ruins Communication