There Was No Need To Inform Us

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.