Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie

My Experience Is That People Are Most Likely To Listen To Reason When In Bed.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

You've Forgotten Those June Nights At The Riviera...the Night I Drank Champagne From Your Slipper - Two Quarts. It Would Have Been More But You Were Wearing Inner Soles.

John You Say You Met In An Elevator. Was The Elevator Going Up At The Time, Or Down? This Is Very Important, For Going Down In An Elevator One Always Has That Sinking Feeling And For All I Know You May Have This Confused With Love. If You Were Going Up, It Is Clearly A Case Of Love At First Sight.