Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie

Always Examine The Dice.

Mr.blank's Reputation As A Card Shark Had Preceded Him. No One Accused Him Of Being Dishonest, But On The Other Hand No One Accused Him Of Being Honest.

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.