It's So Nice To Share A Day

Ladies, Apologies, But Isn't 'vintage' Just Used Stuff?

I Think Comedy Is On An Organic Upsurge Right Now Because When I Started, It Was 1978 At The Comedy Store And Letterman Had Just Stopped Emceeing His Morning Show.

Now People Want What The Movie Was About, Which Is Violent Comedy. And That's Really What The Aristocrats Is Based On - What Will A Family Do Out Of Desperation.

My Father Once Told Me, And It's Stuck With Me To This Day: As You Walk Through Life, Every Time You Fart It Pushes You Forward.

I'm A Believer That When One Door Closes Another One Opens. But Why Does The One Opening Always Hit Me Full-speed-knob-first Into My Nuts?