Ladies, Apologies, But Isn't 'vintage' Just Used

I Am Stressed Because Once I Am Flattened Out So Thin To Be Able To Slide Under A Doorway, I May Never Be Able To Ever Be Unflattened So I Could Be Regular Sized Again.

I'm A Believer That When One Door Closes Another One Opens. But Why Does The One Opening Always Hit Me Full-speed-knob-first Into My Nuts?

I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't Want To Force My Sick-skewed Version Of The World, Either.

Now People Want What The Movie Was About, Which Is Violent Comedy. And That's Really What The Aristocrats Is Based On - What Will A Family Do Out Of Desperation.

My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi. She Walks Around In Diapers And Won't Eat.