It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

Where Else But In America Could The Women's Liberation Movement Take Off Their Bras, Then Go On Tv To Complain About Their Lack Of Support?