It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

He Was Bare Chested And In Good Trim. I Said That Just Looking At Him I Knew There Would Always Be An England