Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.