Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine

Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.