Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine

Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.

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My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

Celebrities Have A Way Of Touching Our Lives. Perhaps We Are Influenced By Their Screen Image, Or Perhaps By Their Acquired Status. Here Are Some Celebrity Quotes About Christmas. You Will Find That Just Like Everybody Else, Celebrities Also Enjoy The Little Pleasures Of Christmas.