Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.