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President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.