Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.