It's Much Easier To Make Jokes About

It's Interesting, Because I Tend To Trust A Man With Big Ears.

I'd Rather Call Myself A Mischief-maker, An Imp, Rather Than A Satirist. Satirist Sounds So Self Important. Plus No One Is Calling Himself An Imp Right Now. It Makes Me Feel Special.

I Wish I Had Played Team Sports. I Think Every Kid Should. Teamwork Builds Character - Teaches People About Leadership And Cooperation.

One Could Say, That #‎ Masons Were Raised Right.

If There's One Thing That Everyone Can Agree On, It's That, Right Or Wrong, They Hate The Press.