It's Much Easier To Make Jokes About

I Don't Think Everyone Should Vote. If You Have To Be Dragged Into The Polls, Carried Into The Polls And Smelling Salts Have To Be Used, You Probably Shouldn't Be Voting. However, We Shouldn't Be Putting Up Barriers To Voting That Target Certain Groups.

One Christmas My Father Kept Our Tree Up Till March. He Hated To See It Go. I Loved That.

I Still Don't Know How To Cook And That's Just Unacceptable.

If I Had A Time Machine I Would Go Back 30 Years And Show Up At My Grandmother's Apartment Before The Gargantuan Meals She Would Serve And I Would Help Her.

Hypocrisy Is Great Fodder For Comedy.