It's Much Easier To Make Jokes About

One Could Say, That #‎ Masons Were Raised Right.

I Know A Lot About A Few Things - Mostly Useless Things.

A Young Imagination Is Bold, Likes To Make Bigger Leaps. It Likes To, Well, Imagine That The Dustbuster Is A Dinosaur; That The Computer Mouse Is A Hotrod; That The Box Is A Cave; That The Rawhide Is A Torch... Or A Baton... Or Something.

It's Much Easier To Make Jokes About Sensitive Issues If There Is Some Dissent, Some Conflict.

I Mean, You're Gonna Be Left Behind If You Don't Appreciate The Genius That Is Meredith Vieira.