It's Much Easier To Make Jokes About

I'd Rather Call Myself A Mischief-maker, An Imp, Rather Than A Satirist. Satirist Sounds So Self Important. Plus No One Is Calling Himself An Imp Right Now. It Makes Me Feel Special.

I Still Don't Know How To Cook And That's Just Unacceptable.

Look, Not Embracing The 'today' Show Is Soooo Yesterday.

Hypocrisy Is Great Fodder For Comedy.

A Young Imagination Is Bold, Likes To Make Bigger Leaps. It Likes To, Well, Imagine That The Dustbuster Is A Dinosaur; That The Computer Mouse Is A Hotrod; That The Box Is A Cave; That The Rawhide Is A Torch... Or A Baton... Or Something.