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I Know A Lot About A Few Things - Mostly Useless Things.

One Christmas My Father Kept Our Tree Up Till March. He Hated To See It Go. I Loved That.

If I Had A Time Machine I Would Go Back 30 Years And Show Up At My Grandmother's Apartment Before The Gargantuan Meals She Would Serve And I Would Help Her.

I Love The Challenge Of Taking Something That May Be Boring To A Lot Of People But Is Unarguably Important. It's Irresistible. I Always Take Projects That I'm Paid To Learns Stuff. I Study Much Harder Now Than I Did When I Was In College.

Yes, I Still Love 'south Park,' But I Also Love Morning Tv Now.