I Still Don't Know How To Cook

I Know A Lot About A Few Things - Mostly Useless Things.

I Wish I Had Played Team Sports. I Think Every Kid Should. Teamwork Builds Character - Teaches People About Leadership And Cooperation.

Hypocrisy Is Great Fodder For Comedy.

My Sophomore Year I Spent Exactly One Day On The Jv Football Team. It Was The Tryout Day.

Christmas Is A Stocking Stuffed With Sugary Goodness.