Hypocrisy Is Great Fodder For Comedy.

One Could Say, That #‎ Masons Were Raised Right.

I'm In Fact A Hair Under Six Feet, But I'm Very Svelte. People Would Never See Me If I Turned Sideways.

While Some Of My Closest Friends Were Jocks, It Seemed That They Spoke A Different Language With Each Other. Joining In Their Conversation Was Fraught With Risk.

I Love Christmas. Frosty The Snowman, Peace On Earth And Mangers, Salvation Army Bell Ringers And Reindeer, The Movie 'meet Me In St. Louis,' Office Parties And Cookies.

My Sophomore Year I Spent Exactly One Day On The Jv Football Team. It Was The Tryout Day.