One Christmas My Father Kept Our Tree

I Know A Lot About A Few Things - Mostly Useless Things.

Wheel Of Fortune Was An Important Sat Prep For Me.

If There's One Thing That Everyone Can Agree On, It's That, Right Or Wrong, They Hate The Press.

Irony Is The Disparity Between What You Expect Will Happen, And What Does Happen. So Raining On Your Wedding Day Isn't Ironic, It's Just Crappy. It Would Have Been Ironic If She Had Lived In A Place Like Seattle, And Traveled To The Desert Of Mexico For A Wedding And It Ended Up Raining There, But Not In Seattle. Alanis Always Gets The Last Laugh Though. We All Sit Here, Saying Her Song Isn't Ironic, But In Fact, That's Pretty Ironic That She Wrote A Song Called Ironic That Wasn't Really Ironic. Those Canadians Are Pretty Crafty.

Homemade Sweaters Are Always Itchy.