It's Good To Be Alive.

Women Will Do Anything Oprah Winfrey Says, And That Is Why We Can't Have Women Voting.

Hugs Are Great, But - Better Than Drugs? Come On. Let Me Put It To You This Way: I Never Drove To Harlem At 4 A.m. To Get Somebody To Hug Me.

I Have Been In A Lot Of Movies, But None Of Them Are Critics' Darlings, You Might Say.

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

I've Never Been Swimming, And That's Because It's Never Been More Than Half An Hour Since I Last Ate.