It's Good To Be Alive.

I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time At 5 A.m., But That Was To Buy Angel Dust

My Dad Was Superman To Me, And In My Mind He Always Will Be.

I've Never Been Swimming, And That's Because It's Never Been More Than Half An Hour Since I Last Ate.

For A Degenerate Like Me, Vegas Is Like A Walk Down Memory Lane. Last Time I Went To Vegas, I Went To My Old Coke Dealer's Kid's Bar Mitzvah.

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.