It's Good To Be Alive.

When You're On The Road A Lot, You're In Perpetual Search Of A Good Night's Sleep.

A Weekend In Vegas Without Gambling And Drinking Is Just Like Being A Born-again Christian.

Well I Have A Drug History And A Public Drinking Problem And I Am Not The Healthiest Guy. So They Just Ran That I Died Of A Drug Overdose.

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.

I Got Into Comedy So I Could Stay Out All Night.