I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If

I'm Not Going To Lie To You Fellas, I've Been Drinking

Of Course In Show Business There Are Two Ways To Play It And I Am Not Politically Correct So I Am Not Going To Get Endorsements Or Anything Like That

And Now It Looks Like I'm Probably Going To Shoot A Movie That I Wrote. I Got The Money To Do It, And I Would Star And All, Because Of Being On Howard.

A Weekend In Vegas Without Gambling And Drinking Is Just Like Being A Born-again Christian.

I Had A Career Before The Stern Show, On Mad Tv. I Was On The First Two Seasons Of That And I Got Kicked Off It Because Of Possession Of Cocaine.