But I Live An Interesting Life And

Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of My Life.

Historically, A Successful Life In Comedy Is A Dream That's As Equally Pondered And Unpursued As Being An Astronaut.

I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time At 5 A.m., But That Was To Buy Angel Dust

Women Will Do Anything Oprah Winfrey Says, And That Is Why We Can't Have Women Voting.

Of Course In Show Business There Are Two Ways To Play It And I Am Not Politically Correct So I Am Not Going To Get Endorsements Or Anything Like That