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All I Can Say Is That You Only Realize How Big Your Mountain Is Once Youre Laying Motionless, Helpless, And Hopeless In The Valley Below. No One Goes There On Purpose, If You Get What Im Saying, Because The Only Way To Find Your Personal Low Is To Slip And Roll Down That Mountain Of Yours, Straight Through To The Bottom, No Holds Barred.

I Want To See Toby Maguire Fight Christian Bale.

The Only Reason I Can't Recommend Heroin To Kids Is Because The Effects Wear Off.

A Weekend In Vegas Without Gambling And Drinking Is Just Like Being A Born-again Christian.

Jason Alexander Is A Committed Actor, He Went From Working On A Show About Nothing To Actually Doing Nothing.