Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do

When You're On The Road A Lot, You're In Perpetual Search Of A Good Night's Sleep.

In Hollywood, There Is Another Name For A Woman's 40th Birthday Party, It's A Retirement Party.

The Only Reason I Can't Recommend Heroin To Kids Is Because The Effects Wear Off.

I Once Dealt With A Prima Donna On A Movie Set. I Won't Say Who, But His First Name Is A Country. A Communist Country. Run By Fidel Castro.

Comedians, We're Just People Who Whine. But We Happen To Be Funny When We Whine.