Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do

Artie Is Going To Do What Ever Artie Wants To Do.

It's Good To Be Alive.

When I Black Out, It's The Happiest Time Of My Life.

If Mike Tyson Was The Voice Of Your Gps, Would You Ever Not Use It?

I Have Gay Friends, I Support Gay Rights, I Have Nothing Against The Gay Community, But When I See Two Guys Kissing, I Think It's Gross. And, By The Way, It's Gross When 99% Of Straight People Do It, Too.