It's Been So Long Since I Made

I'm Sure Some Of You Are Wondering Whether My Breasts Are Real. Let Me Just Explain To You. This One Is, This One Isn't.

If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself, You Don't Have Any Right To Make Fun Of Others

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.

In Life The Only Thing That You Can Expect Is The Unexpected; The Only Surprise Is A Day That Has None.

How To Fool Yourself Into Feeling Younger: When You Go To Restaurants, Always Check A Coat And A Skateboard.