It's Been So Long Since I Made

I Caused My Husband's Heart Attack. In The Middle Of Lovemaking I Took The Paper Bag Off My Head. He Dropped The Polaroid And Keeled Over And So Did The Hooker. It Would Have Taken Me Half An Hour To Untie Myself And Call The Paramedics, But Fortunately The Great Dane Could Dial.

Show Business Can Be An Addiction. ... An Audience Would Laugh At Me One Night, And I Would Chase That High For Another Three Months.

Some Women Take Up The Law And Become Lawyers. Other Women Lay Down The Law And Become Wives.

Bo Derek Turned Down The Role Of Helen Keller Because She Couldn't Remember The Lines.

I Have A Million Dollar Figure ... But It's All Loose Change.