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It's Been So Long Since I Made Love, I Can't Even Remember Who Gets Tied Up.
-Joan Rivers
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It's Been So Long Since I Made
Joan Rivers
It's Been So Long Since I Made Love, I Can't Even Remember Who Gets Tied Up.
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