If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself,

What I Love About Jewelry Is You Can Change It For Something Else Without Surgery.

I Will Only Praise Someone Who Can't Take Anything Away From Me.

My Face Has Been Tucked In More Times Than A Bedsheet At The Holiday Inn.

I Think Hillary Clinton's Style Is Perfect. Perfect. You Don't Notice What She's Wearing, You Notice The Woman.

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.