How To Fool Yourself Into Feeling Younger:

I Hate Reality Shows That Are Not Reality.

Both Of My Parents Got To See Me Host Carson, Thank God. That's All Anyone Wants: To Have Their Parents See They're Going To Be All Right In Life.

Now, I'm Not Against Sex Before Marriage, But Two Minutes Before? When The Organist Played "here Comes The Bride".

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It...everyone Gets So Upset About The Wrong Things.

Comedy Exists To Laugh At Things That Aren't Laughable. But Isn't It? That's What Separates Us From The Animals. We Laugh.