Money Can't Buy You Happiness. It Just

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

My Son Asked For Very Little - A Kickstand, With A Motorcycle Attached.

I Never Stole A Joke In My Life. I Just Find Them Before They're Lost.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.

Committee - A Group Of Men Who Keep Minutes And Waste Hours.