Do You Realise That Eve Was The

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

My Son Asked For Very Little - A Kickstand, With A Motorcycle Attached.

All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day Was A Little Card - American Express.

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.

What An Orchestra! They Just Sit There, But Their Minds Are Thousands Of Miles Away With Their Bookies.