It Was A Great Honour To Be

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.