It Was A Great Honour To Be

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.