It Was A Great Honour To Be

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.