It Was A Great Honour To Be

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.