It Was A Great Honour To Be

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I Am Speechless.

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.