I Could Juggle Anything In My Day.

Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.

Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My Pineapple Juice!

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. There's No Point In Being A Damn Fool About It.