I Sang In The Choir For Years,

I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember My Name.

I Have An Ulcer. It Has An Iq Of 185.

Food Was A Constant Topic Of Conversation In Our Household.

A Room Is Like A Stage. If You See It Without Lighting, It Can Be The Coldest Place In The World.

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.