It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t

I'm A Hero With Coward's Legs.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

One Day The "don't Knows" Will Get In And Then Where Will We Be?

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.