Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough

If You Kill Me, I Promise You - You Will Never Take Me Alive.

My Father Was My Greatest Inspiration. He Was A Lunatic.

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Does Bring You A More Pleasant Form Of Misery.