Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough

Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only Curable By Death.

There Is A Time To Live, A Time To Die, A Time To Laugh, And At No Time Are The Three Of Them Very Far Apart.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Does Bring You A More Pleasant Form Of Misery.

Australia, Australia, We Love You From The Heart. The Kidneys, The Liver & The Giblets Too. And Every Other Part.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.