God Made Nightbutman Made Darkness.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

If You Kill Me, I Promise You - You Will Never Take Me Alive.

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

I Told You I Was Ill. (on His Headstone)

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.