Its All In The Mind, You Know.

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Let In The Light

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.