Its All In The Mind, You Know.

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.

Listen, Someone's Screaming In Agony- Fortunately I Speak It Fluently

A Bird In The Strand Is Worth Two In Shepherds Bush

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.