Its All In The Mind, You Know.

All I Ask Is The Chance To Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

Money Can't Buy Friends, But You Can Get A Better Class Of Enemy.

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.