It Takes A Lot Of Things To

Golf May Be A Hussy, But I Love Her.

Some People Have Nothing But Experience.

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.

Women Give Us Solace, But If It Were Not For Women We Should Never Need Solace.

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.