Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They Can Get.

The Mind Of Man Has No Defense To Equal Plain, Old Common Sense. This Homely Virtue Don't Despise, If You Would Be Happy As Well As Wise.

The Beggar Is The Only Person In The Universe Not Obliged To Study Appearance.

Why Resist Temptation? There Will Always Be More.