There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.

Conversation: The Slowest Form Of Human Communication.

I Wish I Could Stand On A Busy Corner, Hat In Hand And Beg People To Throw Me All Their Wasted Hours. If All You Can See Is Your Shadow, You're Blocking Your Own Light. If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.

Be Kind To Dumb People.