There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.

Work Is The Greatest Thing In The World, So We Should Always Save Some Of It For Tomorrow.

Women Give Us Solace, But If It Were Not For Women We Should Never Need Solace.

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.

Very Few People Look The Part And Are It Too.