It May Be The Way The Cookie

Life Was A Lot Simpler When What We Honored Was Father And Mother Rather Than All Major Credit Cards.

I Always Wondered Why Babies Spend So Much Time Sucking Their Thumbs. Then I Tasted Baby Food.

Faith, Indeed, Has Up To The Present Not Been Able To Move Real Mountains.... But It Can Put Mountains Where There Are None. Most People Would Like To Be Delivered From Temptation But Would Like It To Keep In Touch.

They're Combining That New Fertility Drug With A Birth Control Pill For People Who Don't Want Triplets.

In Prehistoric Times, Mankind Often Had Only Two Choices In Crisis Situations: Fight Or Flee. In Modern Times, Humor Offers Us A Third Alternative; Fight, Flee - Or Laugh.