Life Was A Lot Simpler When What

The Chance To Be Seen As A Warm, Witty Guy Is Too Good An Opportunity For A Politician To Miss.

Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then Continues On, Smoldering, Smoldering For Years.

A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do And All Day To Do It In.

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.