Faith, Indeed, Has Up To The Present

For Father's Day, My Kids Always Give Me A Bottle Of Cologne Called English Leather. It's Appropriate! To Them I Always Smell Like A Wallet.

In Prehistoric Times, Mankind Often Had Only Two Choices In Crisis Situations: Fight Or Flee. In Modern Times, Humor Offers Us A Third Alternative; Fight, Flee - Or Laugh.

I Love To Watch Those Old Movies On Late-night Television, Particularly When A Couple Get Up From A Champagne Dinner In A Posh Restaurant And The Hero Hands The Waiter $3. But The Best Part Is When He Says, "keep The Change."

Humor Is The Most Honest Of Emotions. Applause For A Speech Can Be Insincere, But With Humor, If The Audience Doesn't Like It There's No Faking It.

I Don't See Why Religion And Science Can't Cooperate. What's Wrong With Using A Computer To Count Our Blessings?