It Is Impossible For A Cyclops To

There Is No I In Team, Unless You Count The Vertical Part Of The T.

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Being Watched, But Then I Remember That My Show Was Canceled Three Years Ago.

I Can Move Objects With My Mind, If I Use My Hands.

Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

Canoe + Waterfall = I Don't Go Camping Anymore.