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If Only Loud People Were Even Half As Interesting As They Think They Are.

A Dreamcatcher Works, If Your Dream Is To Be Gay.

I Am A Man. And I Am Former Baby And A Future Skeleton, And I Am A Distant Future Pile Of Dust.

And Of Course I Didn't Make Any Money From Stand Up For Years, So I Had Temp Jobs. That Was The Way I Made Money.

If You Drink Enough Beer, Everything Turns In To A Bed.