It Is Impossible For A Cyclops To

My Friend Named His Car. And I Don't Want To Be Judgemental, But... What A Dork.

The Boomerang Is Australia's Chief Export (and Then Import).

It Would Be Nice If People Said, God Bless You Not Just When You Sneezed But Also When You Farted.

I Thought I Would, You Know, Go To College, Get To Law School, Finish, And Then Get A Job And Work As A Lawyer, But That Proved To Be Not A Good Fit For Me.

I Don't Want To Be My Own Boss. I Want To Be My Own Colleague.