It Is Impossible For A Cyclops To

Leave No Stone Unturned In Your Quest To Disrupt A Rock Garden.

My Favorite Fruit Is Grapes. Because With Grapes, You Always Get Another Chance. 'cause, You Know, If You Have A Crappy Apple Or A Peach, You're Stuck With That Crappy Piece Of Fruit. But If You Have A Crappy Grape, No Problem - Just Move On To The Next. 'grapes: The Fruit Of Hope.'

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

But What I Was Going To Say Was, I Just Figured I'm Going To Go Boldly In The Direction Of My Dreams, Say It As Thoreau Would Say, And Just See Where It Takes Me.

Multi-choice Question: My Dishwasher Is: Efficient; Hilarious.