Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Being Watched,

If Only Loud People Were Even Half As Interesting As They Think They Are.

I Go The Gym And I Try To Run On The Treadmill And I Listen To Music But It Doesn't Motivate Me Enough. So I'm Going To Get A Recording Of A Pack Of Wolves Gaining On Me. People Would Be Like, 'why Is That Guy Crying On That Treadmill Over There?' 'i Don't Know, But He's Been Yelling, 'help' For Like 20 Minutes. He's Getting A Good Workout.

They Say That Structure Is Freedom, And In A Sense It Is. When You're Dealing With Multiple Constraints, You Have To Figure Out What You Can Get Out Of That.

There Is No I In Team, Unless You Count The Vertical Part Of The T.

A Glove Is A Very Literal Looking Hand Puppet.