Canoe + Waterfall = I Don't Go

I Am Everything And I Am Nothing. I Am Just Kidding; I Am Not Everything And Nothing. That Would Be Ridiculous. I Am Just Everything.

I Have Never Been In A Bad Mood And Near A Beach Ball At The Same Time. Causation? Correlation? Or Fate?

A Human Head Looks The Least Scary When It Is Attached.

I Wish My Name Started With A Comma. That Would Be So Dramatic.

The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades.