Canoe + Waterfall = I Don't Go

The Shortest Feedback Loop I Can Think Of Is Doing Improvisation In Front Of An Audience.

I Would Like A Ship For The Hips, Please. Ships And Hips. Hipsters To Stir With Their Hips On The Hip Ships. And, Of Course, Hips. Yeah, Hip. That's Me. I Also Like Sips. I'm A Slow Drinker. A Sipster. I'm A Sipster Hipster Comedian. Yeah, Sips. But More Hips. Hip, Hipster, Hip Star, Hiptard. Definitely.

Sometimes Heckling Can Almost Help A Set, Because It Ratchets Up The Tension In The Room... Can Even Bring Things To A Climax.

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.

A Large Portion Of The Earth's Land Area Is Taken Up By Old Varsity Jackets.